| Toddler | Hipster | |
| living off their parents | X | X |
| fascenated by ukuleles | X | X |
| eat cereal at all hours | X | X |
| have a *really* favorite song | X | X |
| annoy the heck out of people just a few years older than them | X | X |
| fixed gear bike | X | X |
| "craft" things | X | X |
| sip bottles slowly | X | X |
| ignore those telling them to grow up | X | X |
Toddler or Hipster?
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